"There are many gags that could open this Justin Bieber story — jokes that simply shouldn’t be made about a 17-year-old boy and his no-touch zone — so suffice to say this: Justin Bieber has a pet snake named Johnson, and he is auctioning it for charity.
Johnson, a baby boa constrictor, is valued at US$1,000, the Washington Post reports — though at time of writing, bidding on the reptile is at $175.
Funds raised through the auction are set to go towards Pencils of Promise, a charity that builds schools and aids other educational efforts in the developing world, and bidding is set to end Nov. 29.
It’s unclear why Bieber is giving away the snake. Whatever the case, the animal is a special footnote of Bieber trivia.
The pop star repeatedly whipped out the snake while walking the red carpet of the MTV Video Music Awards in August — all the better to ask the following of everyone from girlfriend Selena Gomez to Access Hollywood reporters: “You want to hold my Johnson?”"
Haha imagine he put his virginity up for auction? Wonder how many schools he can build in undeveloped countries with that kind of money.
I'd buy it.
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